1. Get Your Freak Off۱۲ آبان ۱۳۸۱ · 22m Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.
2. The Fat and the Furious۱۹ آبان ۱۳۸۱ · 22m A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.
3. Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do۲۶ آبان ۱۳۸۱ · 22m Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.
4. Goodbye Normal Jeans۳ آذر ۱۳۸۱ · 22m Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.
5. Dances with Dogs۱۰ آذر ۱۳۸۱ · 22m A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.
6. The Son Also Roses۱۷ آذر ۱۳۸۱ · 22m Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.
7. The Texas Skillsaw Massacre۲۴ آذر ۱۳۸۱ · 22m Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.
8. Full Metal Dust Jacket۱۵ دی ۱۳۸۱ · 22m Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.
9. Pigmalion۲۲ دی ۱۳۸۱ · 22m A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.
10. Megalo Dale۲۲ دی ۱۳۸۱ · 22m Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.
11. Boxing Luanne۱۳ بهمن ۱۳۸۱ · 22m Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.
12. Vision Quest۲۰ بهمن ۱۳۸۱ · 22m Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.
13. Queasy Rider۲۷ بهمن ۱۳۸۱ · 22m Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.
14. Board Games۱۱ اسفند ۱۳۸۱ · 22m Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.
15. An Officer and a Gentle Boy۱۸ اسفند ۱۳۸۱ · 22m To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.
16. The Miseducation of Bobby Hill۲۵ اسفند ۱۳۸۱ · 22m Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.
17. The Good Buck۱۰ فروردین ۱۳۸۲ · 22m Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.
18. I Never Promised You an Organic Garden۲۴ فروردین ۱۳۸۲ · 22m Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.
19. Be True to Your Fool۷ اردیبهشت ۱۳۸۲ · 22m After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.
20. Racist Dawg۱۴ اردیبهشت ۱۳۸۲ · 22m A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.
21. Night and Deity۲۱ اردیبهشت ۱۳۸۲ · 22m A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.
22. Maid in Arlen۲۸ اردیبهشت ۱۳۸۲ · 22m To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.
23. The Witches of East Arlen۲۸ اردیبهشت ۱۳۸۲ · 22m Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.
