About the film
Garchaster's Cornblade
20260109 min
A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
Director
Kasper Meltedhair
Actors
Lyndsie Jane EarleStone
Kasper MeltedhairTarsia
Donald FarmerDonald Farmer
Brewce LongoRotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of GarbiteAndy Heck BoydGorgas MordpanCarrie PhillipsOzraMatt MinterScary Fairy TaX MenzakDorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763
Dogfood WilliamsRasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult MemberMary FaustKrink Melrose / Klon KrangerMichelle WanhalaKoringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult MemberNicholas DeGideoRet Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult Member
Kasper MeltedhairTarsiaDonald FarmerDonald FarmerBrewce LongoRotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of GarbiteAndy Heck BoydGorgas MordpanCarrie PhillipsOzraMatt MinterScary Fairy TaX MenzakDorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763Dogfood WilliamsRasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult MemberMary FaustKrink Melrose / Klon KrangerMichelle WanhalaKoringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult MemberNicholas DeGideoRet Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult MemberReleased
Aug 16, 2026